June 2012
WHEN MY BEST FRIEND AND I REALIZE THE LIQUOR STORE...
howdoiputthisgently:
May 2012
the common sense guide to surviving the zombie...
gyzym:
So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity:
IN THE EVENT OF AN...
“For. The. Love. Of. God. If you are being chased, in a building, by a zombie or...”
“NO FUCKING PETS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU”
“Don’t go into a building if you DON’T KNOW WHERE ALL THE EXITS ARE, GODDAMN.”
“If you’re alone, what the fuck are you doing planning on staying in a building...”
“If someone gets bitten? Yeah, dude, THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS DEAD.”
“If you can’t find a motorcycle, find a fucking pedal bike, and pedal that shit...”
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OMG. I LOVE THAT (second) TAG.
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I might have to drop a class to make sure I’m not too overwhelmed this summer.
I’ve wanted to experience New Start again since I was a freshman and should make the most of the experience. I can postpone a summer class when I have more time to focus and do the work.
Watchaverylifelessmaid:
domino-terrorist:
jakemulford:
constellationlcd:
studying for finals
ELMO OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY?
ELMO?!?!?!
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I have training and class tomorrow. Why am I still awake?