May 2013
2olluxcaptormageofbutt2:
nostopdasgay:
On the contrary, my dear anonymous, I can be whatever you want me to be. ;)
A “female”:
A “male”:
Or even a lamp:
oh yes, especially a lamp.
WHY DO YOU LIVE IN MY ROOM
xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx:
Legit reasons to hate Justin Bieber:
He said rape happens for a reason.
When asked to try out veganism he made a big show of gagging on and spitting out a vegan steak that had been ordered for him.
When he visited Anne Franks house, he wrote in the guest book that he hoped “she would have been a belieber”.
He’s a spoiled little brat.
Not legit reasons to hate...
Play with my dick instead of my feelings thank u
highmiranda:
why is slut even an insult i mean i’m getting laid and you’re not so
Porn Can Stay On Tumblr, Says CEO Of Site Where... →
During an investor call Monday morning announcing Yahoo’s $1.1 billion acquisition of Tumblr, Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer emphasized that Yahoo â a search engine that allows its users to locate virtually any type of deviant sexual behavior upon which to fix their gaze â will allow porn to remain on the popular blog network.
Yay, we get to keep our porn.
themightynarwhal:
sloths are cute but their skeletons are fucking creepy i mean
looks like something a nightmare pooped out
butasparrow:
touchmypopsicle:
it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
the second one was kind of unexpected
but no one is disagreeing
your virginity (Taken with instagram)
